The Holy Grail Press, established in 1982, has been successfully publishing nothing for almost
40 years. Everything here is the sole creation of Michael Soetaert, though none of the editorial staff is
willing to admit it. But that’s just an argument that spirals into schizophrenia. Please send all inquires
to the Holy Grail Press in care of the Internet.
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The Holy Grail Press would like to recognize
its editorial staff, many of whom make this publication possible.
Editor, Webmaster, and Poetry & Drama Editor
Mrs. Vula Bimbaum
Editor and Contributor
The Reverend Bob Bidwell
Religion and Science
Writer and Contributing Editor
Mary Ann Joblonski
and History Editor
Dr. Ivan Tupidsay
Consultant and Academic Advisor
and Botanical Advisor
The Honorable Leonard K. Bullfinch, Senator-at-Large
Political Editor and
Regional Editor and
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