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revetment:  (noun)  a retaining wall that supports a rampart; a pile of sandbags to protect you from a blast.  A revetment would be a good place to hide during an attack.

The Daily Lesson

People have been trying for years to get their human powered planes off the ground, and though some of them technically did, they weren’t ever in the air long enough to really count as flying.  More like slowly falling.  What they were trying for was controlled, sustained, human powered flight, where, pretty much, somebody pumping pedals turns a propeller and that bicycle flies.  Really flies.  Enter Henry Kremer, a rich industrialist who offered, quite naturally, the Kremer Award:  £50,000 for whoever could first fly a figure-eight around two markers half a mile apart. 

 

It was on August 23, 1977, that Bryan Allen, flying the Gossamer Condor, actually did it.  Not content with that, on June 12, 1979, Paul MacCready, the same guy who had designed the Gossamer Condor, designed an even lighter plane made of carbon fiber – the Gossamer Albatross, which Bryan Allen flew across the English Channel.  It took him close to three hours to cross the 22 mile straight.  If you’re wondering, the world record for human powered flight is held by Kanellos Kanellopoulos, who on April 23, 1988, flew 71.53 miles in 3 hours and 54 minutes, from Crete to Santorini.

 

Cartoon of the Week

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Bear With Me

Stuff

Dog Days

 

The screen door slams

and bounces and bounces and bounces,

the loose mesh flapping flies,

suspended in the mirage vapours

of awningless sunshine

rising off the cement slab excuse

for a back porch,

flapping them in to dreamily weave the room,

filling shadowed corners with the rise and fall

of meaningless flight.

 

Eventually to land,

just out of reach of thee swatter.

It is not guessing.

They know.

And there they wait,

rubbing their hands,

waxing their wings,

screwing and unscrewing their heads,

but never quite taking them all the way off.

Until you lunge,

with a magazine

or a newspaper

or even your hand.

And then they’re gone,

to circle once

or twice

and then return,

passing just close enough

to your head

so you’ll hear

the soft snicker of wings.

 

And all the while,

the never ceasing insult

of the window unit drone

carries beyond the lawnmower line.

It carries from where that damned dog –

our damned dog –

lies beneath the air conditioner

that sticks from the neighbor’s window

like the chubby tongue of some obnoxious child

that you aren’t allowed to swat.

 

And there, folded into the two feet of shade,

is that damned dog,

lying there like he has nothing else better to do

than just to watch those tiny drops of frustration

let go one at a time,

and drop and drop and drop,

falling into a small puddle of nothing

just beyond his nose.

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