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crockersack: (noun; sometimes two words) mostly a Southern term for a burlap bag; a gunnysack. Larry filled his crockersack with frogs.
Everyday History
On November 5, 1935, Parker Brothers began mass marketing the board game Monopoly, which became a huge commercial success. Contrary to what many people believe, a guy name Charles Darrow did not invent the game. Monopoly traces its roots all the way back to 1903, with “The Landlord’s Game,” which was created by Lizzie Magie and patented in 1904. It was designed to show how bad real life monopolies are, not how fun it is to be a capitalist.
Magie’s game never was that popular. Most folks probably never heard of it, even back then. It was played on homemade boards mostly by left-wing intellectuals and the like in the northeast United States. Then Charles Darrow got ahold of Magie’s game in 1933. He used her basic design, called it “Monopoly,” and changed the names of the properties, basing them all on street names in Atlantic City. Darrow tried to sell his game to Parker Brothers, but they thought it was too complex. So Darrow made the game anyway and sold thousands of copies to his friends. Only then, in 1935, did Parker Brothers change their mind.
Monopoly has become the best selling board game of all time... well, if you don’t count checkers and chess. 275 million copies and counting of Monopoly have been sold worldwide, and Darrow made millions off the game. Magie, on the other hand, got a grand total of $500, just a tad bit more than doodly squat. Parker Brothers even claimed Darrow was the sole inventor. Shame!
It is speculated that Monopoly is so popular because it lets us fantasize about being rich. We even get to hold the money in our hands. This was especially true during the Depression. And the game was cheap.
Over the years, Monopoly has been banned in several communist countries, notably Cuba, the Soviet Union, and China. There currently is no country that bans the sell of Monopoly. There are, though, many informal bans. Many families, like mine and the British Royal Family, refuse to play Monopoly. Ever. Most say it just gets too competitive. I think it’s because they don’t want to lose.
OK. Here’s the best Monopoly story ever. In WWII, the Nazis, bless ‘em, allowed Red Cross packages to be delivered to prisoners of war. These packages contained board games, including Monopoly, which British Secret Intelligence, as well as America’s Office of Strategic Services (the forerunner of the CIA), used to smuggle in escape supplies, stuff like maps hidden inside the board, compasses disguised as playing pieces, and real money mixed in with the game’s money. It’s estimated that hundreds, if not thousands, of these doctored games were delivered to POWs. Though it’s uncertain if anybody actually used those things to escape, more than 35,000 prisoners did escape over the course of the war. So it’s a pretty good bet that some of them got out with the aid of Monopoly. Talk about a Get Out of Jail Free card.
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The History of the Future: The Sanity Shift
It was the 2030 Census that verified, indeed, that there were now more people in the Untied States who were clinically insane than those who were not. And it was in 2032 that the Supreme Court ruled that, by definition, “normal” was decided by the majority. Therefore, what once was considered to be crazy, was now the norm, and those who once were considered sane should now be considered extremely dangerous. Institutionalization was recommended. Speaking for the majority, Chief Justice Bidwell stated, “Shut up! I’ll kill you all! What are you looking at?”
Few “insane” people were ever locked up, though, because they quickly went underground. After all, it is a lot easier to pretend you’re yelling at somebody who isn’t there than to pretend you’re not. They learned to identify each other with secret signals, and would often meet clandestinely, so, as one member recalled, “We could just sit around and be quiet without anybody yelling at us or trying to take away our socks.”
One of the things that the new majority insisted on doing was driving, which had long been a privilege of the sane. By 2037, mostly because of all the people who had been run over, many of whom where indoors, it was determined that those people who had recently been in the majority no longer were. And once again, the definition of “sane” was revised to the pre-2030 status.
See, as well, the Shift of 2088, 2129, 2173, and 2222.
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