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epicanthic: (adj.) denoting the fold of skin from the upper eyelid that covers the inner angle of the eye typical of many people from eastern Asia. Saying, “Let’s get epicanthic” when getting stoned would probably be just as insulting as saying, “Let’s get Chinese eyes.”
Everyday History
On November 4, 1922, the top steps of King Tut’s tomb were found in the Valley of Kings, which is in Egypt for those of you who are geographically disinclined. Tut, also affectionately known as Tutankhamun, was the boy king who had been lying there peacefully dead since 1323 BCE, having died at the young are of 18, give or take. Tut, along with his tomb, was discovered by British archeologist Howard Carter, who was financed by George Herbert, the Fifth Earl of Carnarvon, or simply Lord Carnavon. He was British, too.
What they found was a pristine tomb. A tomb that had yet to be looted. They would get to be the first. And they hit the jackpot. There were over 5,000 pieces of treasure in the compact tomb, including Tut’s sold gold burial mask – you’ve seen it – and his solid gold tomb weighing in at 242 pounds. There were weapons, and chariots, and furniture, and all sorts of stuff. If you just melted down all that gold, at today’s prices it would be worth $17.5 million, before taxes. Really, though, there is no way you could set a value on all that stuff. You can insure it though, for one billion dollars. And that’s probably low.
Though the vast majority of what Carter found remained in Egypt, it is likely that he kept some of it for himself, albeit illegally. Egyptian antiquities laws, along with any applicable curses, require all stuff found in Egypt stays in Egypt. Aside from bragging rights, Carter did receive a cut from door when the loot was put on exhibition. Carnarvon, on the other hand, got considerably less than squat. He received a small profit from the media rights, not nearly enough to cover his expenses. And he got a mosquito bite on his neck, which he accidently cut while shaving, which got infected, which killed him. In all fairness, Carnarvon wasn’t in great health to begin with. An automobile accident left him prone to frequent lung infections and a weak immune system.
Or it could’ve been the Mummy’s Curse! After all, Carnarvon had been present when the tomb was opened. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, famous from his Sherlock Holmes stories, speculated to the press that Carnarvon’s death had been caused by supernatural forces. That psychic guardian spirits had been released. And the media loved it. This wasn’t Doyle’s first foray into evil mummies coming to life. In fact, he’s credited with introducing the entire genre to popular fiction, that of evil mummies seeking revenge on those who violated their tombs, first in 1892 in his short story “Lot No. 249,” and again in 1890 in “The Ring of Thoth.” The classic 1932 movie The Mummy, which stars Boris Karloff, doesn’t credit Doyle in the least. But it does draw directly on the media hype that Doyle created when Lord Carnarvon died.
Incidentally, of the 26 people who were present when the tomb was opened, only three died relatively soon afterwards. Aside from Carnarvon, Sir Archibald Douglas-Reid died in 1924. He was the guy who x-rayed the mummy, and he had more than likely radiated himself long before that. And a guy named A.C. Mace died in 1928 from a long-term respiratory illness. Howard Carter, the main guy, died in 1939 at the age of 64 from Hodgkin’s disease, 17 years after opening Tut’s tomb.
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The History of the Future: The Sanity Shift
It was the 2030 Census that verified, indeed, that there were now more people in the Untied States who were clinically insane than those who were not. And it was in 2032 that the Supreme Court ruled that, by definition, “normal” was decided by the majority. Therefore, what once was considered to be crazy, was now the norm, and those who once were considered sane should now be considered extremely dangerous. Institutionalization was recommended. Speaking for the majority, Chief Justice Bidwell stated, “Shut up! I’ll kill you all! What are you looking at?”
Few “insane” people were ever locked up, though, because they quickly went underground. After all, it is a lot easier to pretend you’re yelling at somebody who isn’t there than to pretend you’re not. They learned to identify each other with secret signals, and would often meet clandestinely, so, as one member recalled, “We could just sit around and be quiet without anybody yelling at us or trying to take away our socks.”
One of the things that the new majority insisted on doing was driving, which had long been a privilege of the sane. By 2037, mostly because of all the people who had been run over, many of whom where indoors, it was determined that those people who had recently been in the majority no longer were. And once again, the definition of “sane” was revised to the pre-2030 status.
See, as well, the Shift of 2088, 2129, 2173, and 2222.
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