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revetment: (noun) a retaining wall that supports a rampart; a pile of sandbags to protect you from a blast. A revetment would be a good place to hide during an attack.
The Daily Lesson
People have been trying for years to get their human powered planes off the ground, and though some of them technically did, they weren’t ever in the air long enough to really count as flying. More like slowly falling. What they were trying for was controlled, sustained, human powered flight, where, pretty much, somebody pumping pedals turns a propeller and that bicycle flies. Really flies. Enter Henry Kremer, a rich industrialist who offered, quite naturally, the Kremer Award: £50,000 for whoever could first fly a figure-eight around two markers half a mile apart.
It was on August 23, 1977, that Bryan Allen, flying the Gossamer Condor, actually did it. Not content with that, on June 12, 1979, Paul MacCready, the same guy who had designed the Gossamer Condor, designed an even lighter plane made of carbon fiber – the Gossamer Albatross, which Bryan Allen flew across the English Channel. It took him close to three hours to cross the 22 mile straight. If you’re wondering, the world record for human powered flight is held by Kanellos Kanellopoulos, who on April 23, 1988, flew 71.53 miles in 3 hours and 54 minutes, from Crete to Santorini.
Cartoon of the Week

Bear With Me
Stuff
Dog Days
The screen door slams
and bounces and bounces and bounces,
the loose mesh flapping flies,
suspended in the mirage vapours
of awningless sunshine
rising off the cement slab excuse
for a back porch,
flapping them in to dreamily weave the room,
filling shadowed corners with the rise and fall
of meaningless flight.
Eventually to land,
just out of reach of thee swatter.
It is not guessing.
They know.
And there they wait,
rubbing their hands,
waxing their wings,
screwing and unscrewing their heads,
but never quite taking them all the way off.
Until you lunge,
with a magazine
or a newspaper
or even your hand.
And then they’re gone,
to circle once
or twice
and then return,
passing just close enough
to your head
so you’ll hear
the soft snicker of wings.
And all the while,
the never ceasing insult
of the window unit drone
carries beyond the lawnmower line.
It carries from where that damned dog –
our damned dog –
lies beneath the air conditioner
that sticks from the neighbor’s window
like the chubby tongue of some obnoxious child
that you aren’t allowed to swat.
And there, folded into the two feet of shade,
is that damned dog,
lying there like he has nothing else better to do
than just to watch those tiny drops of frustration
let go one at a time,
and drop and drop and drop,
falling into a small puddle of nothing
just beyond his nose.
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