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martinet: (noun) (pronunced: mar-ten-net) a strict disciplinarian, especially in the military. Mrs. Bimbaum as quite the martinet when it comes to grammar.
The Almost Daily
It was on this day in 1905 – 121 years ago, though it doesn’t seem nearly that long, what with relativity and all – that Albert Einstein published his paper “On the Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies.” This paper laid out the principle of Special Relativity, which, among other things, showed that time passes slower for moving objects, and it led to the concept of E=mc2, which was published in the paper "Does the inertia of an object depend upon its energy content?" in November of 1905. All told, Einstein published four papers in 1905. The other two were: "On the Movement of Small Particles Suspended in Stationary Liquids Required by the Molecular-Kinetic Theory of Heat" (which we all affectionately know as Brownian Motion, published in May), and "On a Heuristic Point of View Concerning the Production and Transformation of Light" (edited down to the Photoelectric Effect). The latter paper proposed that light has matter (photons), and is therefore subject to the pull of gravity. All told, 1905 was a very good year for Albert, and a year that changed our fundamental understanding of physics, and... well... everything.
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Stuff
One Thousand Years
A thousand years from now
that’s hard to believe
but that time shall pass
just as it already has
just as a thousand years ago
somebody wondered
somebody much like me
what it would be like to be now
In a thousand years
the wind will blow
and the leaves will fall
and in the spring
they will all come back again
And I will be a part of it all
whether I know it or not.
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