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Word of the Every So Often​
zeal: (noun) Aside from enthusiasm and all the adherent synonyms, a zeal is a group of zebras. I don’t care what Occam says. Those stampeding hooves you hear are not a herd of horses. They’re a zeal of zebras.
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The Daily Holiday
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Today, April 3, is Don’t Go To Work Unless It’s Fun Day. The pretty much means nobody is going to show up at all here at the Press. It's also International Kiss My Ass Day. So why not combine them? If your boss wants to know why you're not coming in, just tell him to kiss your ass. And then you can move right on to National Get Fired Day, which is the first Wednesday in June. But you don't have to wait.
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Cartoon of the Week
STUFF
The B Word
It was the B word that I heard word,
but not the B word that is heard with the G word
or the C word, but with the P word,
and sometimes the T word.
Though the D word and the E word
are just as bad as the Z word,
at least they’re not the V word,
or the worst of them all, the B word.
Never say the A word or the K word,
especially with the J word.
But it wasn’t the A or the J or the K word
that I heard word.
It was the B word.
We all know the F word and the N word,
and that the Q word could also be the U word.
And the M word and the N word
are so verily sin words,
should they ever be heard words.
And the S word and the X word
only needs the E word
to be the H word to pay word,
much less to say word.
And that leaves the R words and the L words,
the W words and the O words words words!
But at least they’re not the B word,
can’t you C word?
And through it all the I words
are wondering Y words
ever become so absurd.
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Commuter’s Corollary #3: The shortest path to anywhere will never include railroad crossings or drawbridges.
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