Tuesday, February 13, 2018
1:20 pm pst
Shrove Tuesday (AKA Pancake
Day, AKA Mardi Gras)
"Shrove" is the past tense of "shrive," to confess. I shrive; I shrove; I have shriven.
Shrove Tuesday, then, is "...a day of penitence, to clean the soul, and a day of celebration
as the last chance to feast before Lent begins..." on the next day – Ash Wednesday. (What Does It Mean) Ash Wednesday, of course, is
the day when the faithful are marked with a cross on their forehead made from the blessed palm ashes from the previous year's
Palm Sunday. Not only does this show one's sorrow for her or his sins; it also marks "the need to prepare for a holy death." (What is Ash Wednesday)
Ash Wednesday always falls 46
days before Easter. When Easter falls, however, depends on the moon. Easter is "...celebrated on the first Sunday
that occurs after the first full moon on or after the vernal equinox,” which is also known as the Paschal, or Passover,
Full Moon. (Paschal Full Moon) 46 days before that can be anywhere from as early as February 3 to as late as March 9.
though, Lent only has 40 days, which ties into "...the traditional number of judgment and spiritual testing in the Bible (Genesis 7:4, Exodus 24:18, 34:28, Numbers
13:25, 14:33, John 3:4)." In particular, "Lent bears particular relationship to the 40 days Christ spent fasting
in the desert before entering into his public ministry (Matthew 4:1-11)." As such, Catholics are attempting to
"...imitate Christ by spending 40 days in spiritual discipline before the celebration of Christ's triumph over sin and
death." (Why Do Catholics Practice Fasting and Abstinence During Lent)
The other six days of Lent are Sundays, which are considered "feast
days." (What is Ash Wednesday)
Therefore, Catholics are not required to fast on Sundays during Lent. Indeed, some authorities believe it is
biblically forbidden to fast on Sundays, because Sunday represents the day Christ was resurrected, and should always be a
day of celebration. (Should Catholics Fast On Sundays During Lent) Now there's a technicality I wish I knew when
I was a child, suffering without candy during Lent. Go ahead and have that Snickers Bar. It's Sunday! As
far as that goes, Catholics are not required (at least, not any longer) to fast during Lent at all, with the exception of
two days: Ash Wednesday and Good Friday. (Should Catholics Fast On Sundays During Lent)
And that abstinence, or fasting (whether you technically need to or
not, or even whether you intend to or not), led to Pancake Day. It's pointless (or so Sister Theresa would argue) to
give up those things for Lent that you aren't indulging in to begin with, such as cigars, prostitutes, and crack cocaine.
Therefore, traditionally, people gave up those things they enjoyed, the "luxuries" of life, which included such
things as flour, butter, and eggs. The flour might keep for 46 days, but the eggs and butter... probably not.
So they feasted on all those perishable items on Shrove Tuesday. And if you have flour, butter, and eggs, you've got
pancakes. Further, because those "luxuries" were those "fatty" items, Shrove Tuesday became known
as "Fat Tuesday," or, in French, "Mardi Gras." (Willis) So if you are giving up those luxuries of
life for Lent, and one of those luxuries happens to be alcohol, then why not be hungover for 45 of the next 46 days?
Mardi Gras is the second most "drunken" holiday, following only the Super Bowl. (The Top Ten U.S. Drinking
2018, Shrove Tuesday falls on February 13, which means that Ash Wednesday also falls on Valentine's Day, making for quite a quandary if you're giving up sex for Lent. Or, you can just make
it easy, and give up Lent for Lent, which is something Sister Theresa probably wouldn't've approved of, either.
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n. pag. Web. 13 Feb. 2018 http://www.bibleinfo.com/en/questions/ash-wednesday-bible
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(04 Aug. 2011): n. pag. Web. 13 Feb. 2018 https://www.catholic.com/qa/why-do-catholics-practice-fasting-and-abstinence-during-lent
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Thursday, February 8, 2018
10:36 am pst
This' year President's' Day falls'
on February 19. Because, apparently, nobody in the English speaking world know's the difference between singular and
plural possessive, or even when a possessive e's's' i's required at all (or when its not), here at the Holy Grail Press',
we use this' opportunity to celebrate the life of whichever President we choose, and thi's year we choose Andrew Jackson!
Andrew Jackson, the seventh president
of the United States (1829-1837), was born into poverty on March 15, 1767, so deep in the Carolina woods that it wasn't ever
clear which Carolina his family lived in. (Freidel) To date, Jackson is the only president who was a prisoner of war
(even though he was only 14 at the time), captured as a boy by the British during the Revolutionary War. His two brothers,
along with his mother, died as a direct result of the Revolution, which is why Jackson, understandably, never really cared
for the British. (Bradley)
Though Jackson didn't have much formal education, and what little he had was interrupted by the Revolution, following
that war he read for the law in North Carolina, and went on to become a prosecuting attorney in the territory west of North
Carolina, in what would soon become Tennessee. (Andrew Jackson) Jackson was a very successful lawyer in Tennessee,
and eventually bought a mansion, "the Hermitage," along with enough slaves to run it, in his adopted state of Tennessee.
apparently never considered the moral implications of slavery. He grew up with slavery, and he bought and sold slaves.
Slaves were just a part of life (though there were certainly those at the time who thought slavery was odious). He supported
the westward expansion of slavery and was opposed to the rising tide of those who sought to end slavery. Ending slavery,
he knew, would divide the country. Therefore, he was opposed to abolishing slavery, as well as even debating it, if,
for no other reason, simply to keep the country together. (Feller)
Jackson's success as a lawyer led to his initial involvement in national politics, serving
both as Tennessee's first Representative, and then later as a Senator. Both early forays into politics were brief, with
Jackson not serving the full run of either office. On his return to Tennessee, among other things, Jackson was elected
Major General of the Tennessee militia. It was through that position that he became a national hero in the War of 1812,
both for his victory over the Creek Indians in the Battle of Tohopeka, and over the British in the Battle of New Orleans,
(Bradley) even though the war had officially ended before the battle occurred. News traveled a bit more slowly back
then. (Andrew Jackson)
Following the War of 1812, Jackson, pretty much on his own authority, invaded the Spanish possession of Florida.
Understandably, Spain was a bit perturbed, but Jackson was backed by then Secretary of State John Quincy Adams, and the short
of it was that Spain was effectively booted out of yet another one of its possessions. (Bradley)
Jackson's military prowess, more than anything else, led to his national
popularity, and that led him to run for president in 1824. (Bradley) When the votes were counted, none of the four candidates
running for office had a majority of electoral votes. Jackson (who led in popular votes) ultimately lost the election
to John Quincey Adams (who finished second in popular votes), but only after William H. Crawford (who finished third) effectively
removed himself from contention by having a stroke, and Henry Clay (who finished fourth) threw his support to Adams.
In what Jackson called a "'corrupt bargain,'" Clay became Adams' Secretary of State. Four years later, in
a re-match, Jackson soundly defeated Adams. (Andrew Jackson)
Even so, the 1828 campaign was particularly nasty, with Jackson and his wife, Rachel,
being portrayed as adulterers. And, technically, they were. Andrew and Rachel were first married (unknowingly)
before Rachel's divorce from her first husband was finalized, so technically they weren't married at all. And that meant
they were "living in sin." Even though they were remarried after the mistake had been discovered, it was still
enough to cause public acrimony, especially among Jackson's foes. People cared about such things then. Even though
Jackson won the election, his wife died before he could take office. Many (including Jackson) blamed her death on the
personal attacks on her character. Jackson never remarried. (Bradley)
Not that any of this sounds familiar... Jackson, who became the first
president from west of the Appalachians (Bradley), ran his campaign in 1828 as an outsider, pitting himself against the "corrupt"
Washington elites, even though Jackson had plenty of experience in politics before he ran for president, having served in
both the House and the Senate, and even having lost in his first bid to become president, which he claimed was "rigged."
(Inskeep) Jackson was the first president that won by directly appealing to the mass voters. (Bradley) He "...sought
to act as a direct representative to the common man." Of course, at that time, the "common man" who was
allowed to vote in the United States was just that, a man, and, more so, a white man who owned land. (Freidel)
As president, Jackson pretty much
did as he pleased, ignoring advice from just about everybody. Indeed, Jackson was so polarizing that it led (eventually)
to the creation of today's two party system, with Jackson representing the Democrats, which would become the modern day Republican
party, in opposition to the Whigs (namely Daniel Webster and Clay), which would eventually become the modern day Democratic
Party. (Andrew Jackson) Jackson also sought to reform the government by removing long-standing officials from
public office. Many, though, believe Jackson's true goal was revenge, going after those people who had opposed him in
the election of 1824 and replacing them with cronies who were arguably just as corrupt, if not more so. (Feller)
Like many national leaders before
Jackson, what to do with the Native Americans – all those Indians who were still living east of the Mississippi –
was a definite concern. Even though Jackson fought in many battles against Native Americans, he apparently had no major
problems with them as people. Indeed, he adopted two Native American boys, "'[savages] that fortune [had] thrown
into his hands." Neither child survived to adulthood. (Klein) However, Jackson believed "...he could
judge the Indians' true welfare better than they..." and "...he regarded tribes resident within the states not as
independent sovereign entities but as wards of the government and tenants-at-will." (Feller)
When it came to how states treated
Native Americans, regardless of treaties the various tribes had signed with the Federal Government, Jackson pretty much let
the states do as they pleased, allowing Georgia, for instance, to steal millions of acres of land from the Cherokee Indians
that had been promised to them by the Federal Government, and confirmed by the Supreme Court. (Andrew Jackson)
This valuable land was then sold to Jackson's friends, as well as Jackson himself, among others. (Inskeep)
Along those lines, as far as Jackson
was concerned it was perfectly acceptable for Native Americans to own land, and even have tribal jurisdiction over that land...
just as long as that land wasn't anywhere white folk wanted to live, namely, anywhere east of the Mississippi River. (Feller)
This led to the Indian Removal Act, which eventually removed the Cherokees altogether from Georgia in 1838, with thousands
of them dying on the Trail of Tears on their way to reservations in Oklahoma. (Andrew Jackson) For the most part,
the deals offered to the Native Americans were good (aside from the Tribal Americans having no real choice), offering to pay
fair prices for the tribal lands and removing the Indians in a humane way. However, the actual execution of the deals
was horrible. Though Jackson did not necessarily like what was happening to the Native Americans, he didn't dislike
it enough to do anything about it. (Feller)
Protective tariffs, which were designed to "foster domestic industry," and federally subsidized
infrastructure improvements – both collectively known as the American System of Economic Development – also plagued
Jackson's presidency. The South believed both were designed to siphon money from the South to the North. What
it came down to, predictably, was that those who lived in states that benefitted from these policies loved them, and those
who didn't, hated them. Overall, Jackson supported protective tariffs, but he did not support improving the country's
infrastructure, even though poor roads had severely hampered the military in the War of 1812. (Feller)
Jackson's second term was marked
by a shift in policy on the Bank of the United States, which had long served as a national bank. Jackson was opposed
to the Bank because it depended largely on banknotes – the folding stuff, and not on specie – coins. Jackson
believed that our economy should be based on actual wealth – the precious metals that, at that time, the coins were
made of (in particular, gold and silver), and not on the assumed wealth represented by pieces of paper. Though Jackson
couldn't eliminate bank notes completely, he was able to enact the Specie Circular, which required that only gold and silver
could be used in the purchase of federal lands. The end result was a demand for coin currency that the banks could not
meet, and that caused a rippling effect of bank failures, and ultimately led to the economic crash of 1937, which Jackson
left for his predecessor, Martin Van Buren, to deal with. (Bradley)
Ironically, even though Andrew Jackson "detested paper money,"
trusting only gold and silver, his portrait has appeared on 5, 10, 50, and 10,000 dollar bills (which is a lot easier than
carrying around 10,000 one dollar bills), as well as the Confederate 1,000 dollar bill, and his portrait is still on the 20
dollar bill. (Klein)
Andrew Jackson was a man of many nicknames. "Old Hickory" (as in, "tough
as old hickory") was a nickname given to him by the men he commanded in the War of 1812 for his refusal to abandon them,
even though he was given orders to do so. Jackson was given the nickname "Sharp Knife" by the Creek Indians
because of his refusal to negotiate, and generally for the nasty treatment he gave both the Creeks and the Red Sticks. (Andrew
Jackson Gains His Nicknames)
It's surprising, though, that Jackson doesn't have a nickname for shooting people. It is estimated that Jackson
was in anywhere from five to 100 duels in his life, apparently finding shooting people to be an easy way to solve disputes.
In fact, he lived out his life with two bullets in his body (one that barely missed his heart), both from duels, and he killed
at least one man in a duel. (Klein)
Jackson almost had a third bullet in his body, becoming the first president to survive an assassination
attempt. A man named Richard Lawrence, who is described as a "deranged house painter" (watch out for those
guys) tried to shoot Jackson... twice with two different guns. Each gun misfired, allowing Jackson to attack the man
with his cane. (Klein)
Jackson was also known for his gambling, once losing his grandfather's entire inheritance while on a gambling trip,
presumably not at any Native American owned casinos. (Klein) And it was under Jackson's presidency that running
water was finally made available in the White House. (Bradley)
After Jackson left the White House in 1837, he retired to the Hermitage,
his home in Tennessee, where he died on June 8, 1845. (Andrew Jackson)
"Andrew Jackson." History.
A & E Television Networks, LLC (2018): n. pag. Web. 18 Jan. 2018 http://www.history.com/topics/us-presidents/andrew-jackson
"Andrew Jackson Gains His Nicknames." National Park Service. US Department of the
Interior (14 Apr. 2015): n. pag. Web. 18 Jan. 2018 https://www.nps.gov/natr/learn/historyculture/andrew-jackson-gains-his-nicknames.htm
Bradley, Harold Whitman. "Andrew Jackson: President of the United States." Encyclopædia
Britannica. Encyclopædia Britannica, Inc. (2018): n. pag. Web. 18 Jan. 2018 https://www.britannica.com/biography/Andrew-Jackson
Feller, Daniel. "Andrew Jackson: Domestic Affairs." Miller Center. Rector
and Visitors of the University of Virginia (2017): n. pag. Web. 18 Jan. 2018 https://millercenter.org/president/jackson/domestic-affairs
Freidel, Frank, and Hugh Sidey. "7. Andrew Jackson." The
Presidents of the United States of America. The White House (2006): n. pag. Web. 18 Jan. 2018
"Donald Trump and the Legacy of Andrew Jackson." The Atlantic. The Atlantic Group (30
Nov. 2016): n. pag. Web. 19 Jan. 2018 https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/11/trump-and-andrew-jackson/508973/
Klein, Christopher. "10 Things You May Not Know About Andrew Jackson." History.
A & E Television Networks, LLC (15 Mar. 2017): n. pag. Web. 18 Jan. 2018 http://www.history.com/news/10-things-you-may-not-know-about-andrew-jackson
Friday, January 19, 2018
9:13 am pst
Everybody here at HGP is excited about the upcoming holiday, which,
by far, is the favourite holiday of the entire staff, namely because it requires nothing from any of us. There are no
cards to send, no presents to wrap, and no songs to sing. It's not even a reason to drink... not that any of us here
need a reason.
Groundhog’s Day appears to have roots in old European traditions, though they used badgers
and bears. Those traditions, in turn, probably go all the way back to the Neolithic period in Ireland, when the date,
Imbloc, had special significance because it fell between the Winter Solstice and the Spring Equinox. As a consequence,
pretty much everybody to ever come out of Ireland has found some reason to celebrate something on this day. The Gaelic
dudes, the Celts, the Pagans, and the Christians all whooped it up or continue to whoop it up on or about the second.
Not even the Wiccans are left out. The second of February represents one of their eight holidays.
first specific mention of celebrating Groundhog’s Day in America – with a groundhog on February 2 – was
from a diary entry in 1841 Pennsylvania. The reference, though, was to an older German custom, which is pretty much
the entire custom as we know it – a medium-sized, furry animal emerges from its burrow on Candlemas Day (which is the
second), and if it doesn’t see its shadow, then there are six more weeks of winter. Candlemas, by the way, is
the day that commemorates when Mary was certified clean after giving birth to Jesus, as was required by Jewish law.
many communities (including those in Portugal, Germany, Serbia, and the UK) celebrate
Groundhog’s Day in their own, unique ways, Punxsutawney Phil, from Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, is undoubtedly the most
famous Groundhog of them all. 2018 will be his 128 appearance, which is a pretty nifty trick for a rodent whose lifespan,
at best, is only about 14 years. Supposedly, Phil’s longevity is attributed to sipping “Groundhog Elixir”
every summer, which magically extends his life for another seven years. The heck with his predictions; I want some of
At best, the prognosticating rodent seems to be correct about 40% of the time…if that.
On a “will-or-won’t” proposition, you could get better odds flipping a coin. Groundhogs, by the way,
are the largest member of the squirrel family... if anybody asks.
Friday, January 5, 2018
8:27 am pst
Pretty amazing, huh? I took out these walls here so the whole
house would have that gallery feel. It'll look a lot better once I get the walls patched. I got all the shelves
from IKEA. The foam on all the shelves – you can get that in bulk online.
the world's largest collection of burnt out lightbulbs. Technically, a lightbulb is called a "lamp," but most
people don't know that, so if you call a lightbulb a lamp, it's just confusing.
here... these are some of my favourites. This one. This one was my first. It was from my nightlight when
I was a kid. This is the left turn signal bulb in the first car I ever owned. A 1964 Chevy Impala. This
one was from the streetlight in front of my childhood home. I'm not saying how I got it.
is the automotive wing. These are all car headlights. Ford here. That's Chevy. Chrysler. Dodge.
Foreign. Exotics. Check this one out. It's from a 1992 Ferrari F40. I paid $38 for that, including
shipping. It would've cost considerably more had it not been burnt out.
These are all
my florescent bulbs, by width and length. A lot of folks would argue that fluorescent lights really don't use bulbs.
And they have a point. I mean, I don't include neon, and I know it's pretty much the same. I dunno. I just
had a lot of them, so I thought, "Why not?" The way I figure it, it's my museum. I can curate it like
These are all novelty lightbulbs. See? When you turn this one on, it's a
smiley face. And the light's yellow. Pretty cool. This one, it's a black light bulb. Most black lights
that aren't fluorescent, really aren't black lights. They've just been filtered to look that way. But this really
is a black light. It's a lightbulb-shaped fluorescent light with a little charger right in the base. That is cool.
It still works, too.
A lot of folks think I'm... you know... a bit off for collecting burnt
out lightbulbs. But check this out. I bet you've never seen a bulb like this. 1924. It's an antique.
See how much more fragile that is? They made lightbulbs before 1924... but who kept them when they burnt out?
I'll tell you: Nobody. Old ones turn up now and again, in old buildings and what not. But for the most part,
they're all gone.
Technology is moving away from lightbulbs. Soon, it'll be all
LED, and who knows what after that. The classic lightbulb. The lightbulb you remember from when you were a kid.
Soon they'll be gone forever. And that's because nobody saves burnt out lightbulbs. Except for me.
Friday, December 22, 2017
Most of life is spent thinking about those things we no longer have than those things
we do have.
9:29 am pst