Absolutely Nothing For Almost 40 Years."
The Holy Grail Press is dedicated to promoting work that standard publishers... you know, those with standards, might be reluctant
to publish, which pretty much leaves poetry. And let's face it: No one publishes poetry. So in the end,
we’re left with a lot of free time.
Word of the Every So
dissemble: (verb) to conceal one's true motives, feelings, or beliefs;
to be less than truthful or forthcoming. When working for a boss who is just a bit too nosey, it's often necessary to
be somewhat dissembling when it comes to things like which church you attend on Sundays, Mondays, Wednesdays, and the occasional
...What's Old at the Press
Wednesday, June 30, 2021
8:59 am pdt
Monday, June 28, 2021
8:40 am pdt
Every year we dutifully celebrate the Fourth of July on, of all days, the fourth of
July. But what, exactly, are we celebrating? Truth be told, not much. By
July Fourth, 1776, our independence had already been declared. That was two days earlier, on the 2nd.
And the Revolution had been underway for well over a year, starting back in April of 1775. The first
draft of the Declaration of Independence had been written in June of 1776, it was signed on August 2, 1776, and it was officially
delivered to England in November of 1776. (The Story of the Fourth
It was on July 4th,
1776, that the Continental Congress approved the final draft of the Declaration of Independence. That’s
it. In essence, we are celebrating proofreading. But like all good editors, they dated
it. And that’s the date we remember. (The
Story of the Fourth of July)
John Adams, with
good argument, thought the correct date to celebrate the birth of America was on July 2nd, and supposedly he never
attended any Fourth of July celebrations in protest. (July 4th) And that makes it all the more
ironic that he died on the Fourth of July, along with Thomas Jefferson and James Monroe – Adams and Jefferson in 1826,
and Monroe in 1831. (Bet You Didn’t Know)
From the very start, we’ve celebrated the Fourth. The day after the Declaration
of Independence’s adoption on July 4, 1776, copies went out, and it was first published on the 6th by The
Pennsylvania Evening Post. Two days later, in Philadelphia’s Independence Square, the Declaration
of Independence was first read publically. (History of the Fourth) The following celebration,
appropriately enough, included the ringing of the Liberty Bell, as well as anything else that would make noise.
(Bet You Didn’t Know) However, contrary to what some may believe, that wasn’t when the famous bell cracked.
It had been cracked from its very start in 1752. But what do you expect from British bell makers?
(Why is the Liberty Bell Cracked)
the following years of the Revolutionary War, there were some parades, shooting of artillery, and public readings of the Declaration
of Independence, but nothing on a national scale, even relative to how small our nation was at the time. But
keep in mind, there was a war going on. In 1777, Philadelphia became the first city to hold an annual celebration
on the Fourth, and Massachusetts became the first state, in 1781, to officially celebrate the holiday. (July
It wasn’t really
until after the War of 1812, when we gave Britain another whoopin’, that the holiday truly started to shape itself into
what we know today – an excuse to drink and to blow things up. The Fourth of July was made a Federal
holiday by Congress in 1870, but it wasn’t until 1941 that it became a paid holiday for all federal employees.
(July 4th) And if you need more trivia than that, the Fourth of July is one of only four
Federal holidays that are celebrated on the same calendar date each year. The others are New Year’s
Day, Veteran’s Day, and Christmas. (Bet You Didn’t Know)
Didn’t Know: Independence Day.” 2014. History.
10 June 2014. http://www.history.com/topics/holidays/july-4th/videos/bet-you-didnt-know-independence-day
“History of the Fourth.” 2013. PBS: KCTS9.
10 June 2014. http://www.pbs.org/capitolfourth/history.html
“July 4th.” 2014.
History. 10 June 2014. http://www.history.com/topics/holidays/july-4th
of the Fourth of July.” ConstitutionFacts.com. 10 June 2014.
is the Liberty Bell Cracked.” Wonderopolis. 10 June 2014. http://wonderopolis.org/wonder/why-is-the-liberty-bell-cracked/
Thursday, June 24, 2021
8:02 am pdt
Five turtles met on the roadside,
all wanting to cross the highway.
The first turtle threw caution to the wind
and took out across the pavement,
and was promptly smashed flat
by two semis and a bus.
The second turtle decided to wait on the shoulder
for a break in the traffic,
and was promptly smashed flat
by a motor home pulling over on the curb
The third turtle decided to walk a half mile down the road
and cross over on a bridge,
but was chewed on by a dog,
dropped over the railing,
smashed on the pavement
and then run over by a Honda,
a pickup, and a minivan.
fourth turtle decided to go under the highway,
and got halfway through the culvert
when a sudden rain storm came
drown him in the tunnel,
and washed him back out the other side,
where he was smashed flat in a rock slide.
The fifth turtle said, "The heck with this!"
suddenly seeing no real reason
why he ever needed to get across
the highway in the first place,
and went off and lived happily ever after
in a little clump of trees
at the edge of a junkyard.
Monday, June 21, 2021
1:37 pm pdt
Tuesday, June 15, 2021
9:18 am pdt
Ask any father. He’ll tell you. Father’s
Day is a crock. Oh, sure, you get a tie, but to a dad, a tie is like giving your mother a vacuum.
You see, the thing is, Father’s Day is in the summer, and Mother’s Day is during the school year.
So moms get all the fun stuff that the kids make, like homemade cards or baby food jars filled with water and glitter.
Fathers get doodley. What we need is a holiday that we can appreciate, one where we get to sit around
and drink beer and watch sports... well... other than the Super Bowl, or the World Series, or Nascar, or any given weekend
from, say, August through February, or March through July.
Even the history of Father’s Day is a crock. For instance, President Woodrow
Wilson signed Mother’s Day into law. Who do the fathers get? Richard Nixon.
And even at that, it was Johnson who, in 1966, “declared that the third Sunday in June would be Father's Day.”
Nixon only signed it into law in 1972 to help with his re-election... and we all know how well that presidency went.
(Honor Your Father... At Least Once a Year)
the only reason Father’s Day exists at all is because of Mother’s Day. Oh, sure, you can say
it stems from the memorial service in Monongah, West Virginia, following a mining accident in 1907 that killed a whole bunch
of men, many of whom happened to be fathers (which, curiously enough, often seems to be the case when a large group of men
get killed). Or you can credit a lady named Sonora Smart Dodd, who, along with her five brothers and sisters
were raised solely by her father when her mother died in the early part of the 20th century. But
even Dodd was inspired by Anna Jarvis, the founder of Mother’s Day. (Father's Day in United States)
In 1909 Dodd began her campaign in her home town of Spokane, Washington,
and by the following year succeeded in getting Washington State to recognize “...the nation’s first statewide
Father’s Day on July 19, 1910.” (Father’s Day) And from there, the holiday spread...
slowly. President Wilson observed the day in 1916 by unfurling a flag in Spokane by pressing a button in
Washington, D.C., a technological feat for the time. In 1924, still well short of a national holiday, “President
Calvin Coolidge made it a national event to ‘establish more intimate relations between fathers and their children and
to impress upon fathers the full measure of their obligations.’" (Honor Your Father... At Least Once a Year)
You know, guys, it’s pretty pathetic that we need a presidential proclamation to remind us to take care of our
But then, probably the biggest obstacle
in recognizing Father’s Day was the fathers. I mean, we are talking guys here. “As
one historian writes, they ‘scoffed at the holiday’s sentimental attempts to domesticate manliness with flowers
and gift-giving, or they derided the proliferation of such holidays as a commercial gimmick to sell more products –
often paid for by the father himself.’” (Father’s Day)
Even so, the idea of Father’s Day continued to grow, surviving the well meaning attempts in
the ‘20s and ‘30s to scrap the day altogether, along with Mother’s Day, in favour of just one single holiday,
Parents’ Day, based on the idea “‘that both parents should be loved and respected together.’”
(Father’s Day) But any kid, and every retailer, knows that if you share a holiday with somebody else,
like having your birthday fall on Christmas, then you get shafted on your presents. And even during the
Depression, or maybe especially because of the Depression, retailers weren’t about to get behind any holiday that limited
their sales. By the time WWII engulfed the United States, even though Father’s Day still wasn’t
a nationally declared holiday, it might as well have been. And with the War, it became a way to honor those
men in uniform. (Father’s Day)
Since 1972, Father’s Day has been an official national holiday. Even
so, it’s still hard to get excited about it. I mean, let’s face it: Nobody’s
going to buy dad a corsage, he’s not going to wear a new dress to church, and it’s doubtful that he’s even
going to go out to lunch on that Sunday afternoon. Sure, he’ll get some phone calls if his children
can remember, but for the most part, it’s just another Sunday. And since it’s in the summer,
the lawn probably needs to be mowed... by dad.
“Father’s Day.” 2012. History.com.
15 Aug. 2012. http://www.history.com/topics/fathers-day
“Father's Day in United States.” 2012. timeanddate.com.
15 Aug. 2012. http://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/us/fathers-day
Father... At Least Once a Year.” June 2003. Wise Guide. 15 Aug. 2012. http://www.loc.gov/wiseguide/jun03/father.html
Tuesday, June 8, 2021
7:41 am pdt
Thursday, June 3, 2021
8:41 am pdt
Tuesday, June 1, 2021
The Employee's Creed
7:57 am pdt
I am an employee.
I work for the corporation
because they chose to hire me,
I chose to be hired by them.
I am an employee.
I will come in whenever
I am told,
stay as late as they demand,
and do whatever they want for as long as I am there.
And if I should
I will be replaced immediately with no recourse whatsoever.
am an employee.
I may stand next to the Company President
and nod knowingly
as all the stockholders look on,
smiling their approval and appreciation upon me.
Or I might spend my days
hiding in the break room,
jelly donuts while waiting
for yet another pot of coffee to brew
and the end of the day to arrive,
And still I will be
nothing more than an employee.
I should conceive and create
an object so brilliant and so fascinating
that all humankind will set
aside their differences
and the entire planet will join together in harmony,
it will still remain the property of
who may or may not ever give me recognition
for what I have done.
For I will still be
more than an employee.