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"Doing Absolutely Nothing Since 1982."


The Holy Grail Press is dedicated to promoting work that standard publishers... you know, those with standards, might be reluctant to publish, which pretty much leaves poetry.  And let's face it:  No one publishes poetry.  So in the end, we’re left with a lot of free time.




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Wednesday, August 21, 2019


Chia Pet 

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Wednesday, August 14, 2019

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Thursday, August 1, 2019

A religious fanatic, a terrorist, and a political conspirator all fell into a fountain... and none of them laughed.
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Just Like That

my car is gone
the car I had driven cross-country
into Canada
and down into California

no longer worth
what it costs to keep it going

this one has Bluetooth
it can communicate with my phone

with my voice alone
I can call a list
of everybody's number
that was important enough not to forget

everybody's phone I've yet to delete


2:30 pm pdt 

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