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The Holy Grail Press is dedicated to promoting work that standard publishers... you know, those with standards, might be reluctant to publish, which pretty much leaves poetry.  And let's face it:  No one publishes poetry.  So in the end, we’re left with a lot of free time.




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Monday, April 29, 2019

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Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Why I Hate My Job:  Dark Cave Tours

I gave cave tours.  Why people wanted to go in caves... who's to say?  But if they'll pay me to take 'em, I'll take their money.  I've been down in those tunnels so many times, I don't need a light.  I know when to duck.  But you should hear them people complain.  What did they expect?  It's a cave.  Caves are dark.  It was the insurance companies that put me out of business.  Bloodsuckers! 

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