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The Holy Grail Press is dedicated to promoting work that standard publishers... you know, those with standards, might be reluctant to publish, which pretty much leaves poetry.  And let's face it:  No one publishes poetry.  So in the end, we’re left with a lot of free time.




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Thursday, December 18, 2014

The History of the Future:  The End of the Internet

 In what authorities could only call “really weird,” on March 3, 2056, the entire world suddenly realized that cats weren’t cute at all.  On March 4, 2056, the Internet ceased to exist.

3:22 pm pst 


It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas...

And the children were nestled, all snug in their beds, while visions of demonic Christmas ornaments, made them scream instead.

9:31 am pst 

Saturday, December 6, 2014

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