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The Holy Grail Press is dedicated to promoting work that standard publishers... you know, those with standards, might be reluctant to publish, which pretty much leaves poetry.  And let's face it:  No one publishes poetry.  So in the end, we’re left with a lot of free time.




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Thursday, June 12, 2014

New Holidays!

Well, not in the sense that there are new holidays to be celebrated.  It’s just that Mary Ann Joblonski finally got off her lazy ass and bought a horse.  Mind you, that horse is just as lazy as her ass ever was, but at least it’s inspired Ms. Joblonski to actually do some work.  She’s added three new holidays to her somewhat less than punctual feature:  The Fourth of July, National Tell a Joke Day, and Christmas.

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