Thursday, June 12, 2014
1:16 pm pdt
Well, not in
the sense that there are new holidays to be celebrated. It’s just that Mary Ann Joblonski finally got off her
lazy ass and bought a horse. Mind you, that horse is just as lazy as her ass ever was, but at least it’s inspired
Ms. Joblonski to actually do some work. She’s added three new holidays to her somewhat less than punctual feature:
The Fourth of July, National Tell a Joke Day, and Christmas.