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The Holy Grail Press is dedicated to promoting work that standard publishers... you know, those with standards, might be reluctant to publish, which pretty much leaves poetry.  And let's face it:  No one publishes poetry.  So in the end, we’re left with a lot of free time.




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Sunday, March 30, 2014

Opening Day

The possibilities are endless
on Baseball's Opening Day.
The popcorn's fresh, the beer is cold,
on Baseball's Opening Day.


3:15 pm pdt 

Friday, March 21, 2014

Why I Hate My Job

Interview #21: Minimum Wage

Why do I hate my job?  Because they pay me minimum wage.  Because they would pay me less if there wasn't a law saying they couldn't.  Because I only work part-time because if I worked full time they would have to give me benefits.  Hell, they got it figured out where they don't even have to give me a break.  The cheap bastards.  

1:07 pm pdt 

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Two New Holidays!

It’s March, so Mary Ann Joblonski, trying to justify her paycheck, has added two new days to her Holidays feature, The Ides of March and St. Patrick’s Day

4:45 pm pst 

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