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"Doing Absolutely Nothing For Almost 40 Years."


The Holy Grail Press is dedicated to promoting work that standard publishers... you know, those with standards, might be reluctant to publish, which pretty much leaves poetry.  And let's face it:  No one publishes poetry.  So in the end, we’re left with a lot of free time.



Word of the Every So Often  

November 26, 2021

dissemble:  (verb)  to conceal one's true motives, feelings, or beliefs; to be less than truthful or forthcoming.  When working for a boss who is just a bit too nosey, it's often necessary to be somewhat dissembling when it comes to things like which church you attend on Sundays, Mondays, Wednesdays, and the occasional Thursday.


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Monday, July 22, 2013

The History of the Future:  November 30th, 2098

Marijuana is declared to be extinct,  completely irradiated from the face of the earth, less than two years after it was declared universally legal by every nation on the planet.  Said Günter Umpwhurst, of the World Toking Federation, “Wow.  I guess nobody thought not to smoke it all.”

2:30 pm pdt 

Monday, July 1, 2013

Christmas in July!


After a thirteen year legal battle, HGP has finally gotten the rights to A Papa Pizza Christmas.  So we figured we probably ought to go ahead and publish it now before somebody changes their mind.  Says Giovanni, “That ought to teach Celest to hold out... wait... you’re not going to print that are you?”

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