Marijuana is declared to be extinct,  completely irradiated from the face of the earth, less than two years after it was declared universally legal by every nation on the planet.  Said Günter Umpwhurst, of the World Toking Federation, “Wow.  I guess nobody thought not to smoke it all.”

Christmas in July!

After a thirteen year legal battle, HGP has finally gotten the rights to A Papa Pizza Christmas.  So we figured we probably ought to go ahead and publish it now before somebody changes their mind.  Says Giovanni, “That ought to teach Celest to hold out... wait... you’re not going to print that are you?”