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The Holy Grail Press is dedicated to promoting work that standard publishers... you know, those with standards, might be reluctant to publish, which pretty much leaves poetry.  And let's face it:  No one publishes poetry.  So in the end, we’re left with a lot of free time.




Word of the Every So Often  

June 17, 2021

auteur:  (noun)  (pronounced:  oh-ter)  usually the director of a movie (but it can apply to other media) who has such influence over the outcome of the film that he or she is considered the "author."  Stanley Kubrick is seen as many as an auteur, especially when it comes to a movie like The Shining, which would've probably been just another silly Steven King movie if done by anybody else.


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Saturday, February 19, 2011

Happy National Apostrophe Day!

We here at the Holy Grail Press are officially declaring this Monday, February 21, as National Apostrophe Day! 

National Apostrophe Day was inspired by President’s’ Day, which this new holiday purposefully falls upon.  For after all, on Presidents Day are we celebrating one president’s day, or are we celebrating more than one presidents’ day?  And if it’s only one, which one is it? 

But really, who cares?  I mean, what difference does it make anyway?  It’s just grammar.  After all, why should accuracy matter?  This is America!  Close enough is good enough.  It’s the land where anybody can rise to mediocrity on her or his own.  Makes ya proud.

So join us on Monday, February 21, as we celebrate National Apostrophe day.  With permanent marker in hand, we’re going to put an apostrophe on every S we see.  Because you can never have too many apostrophe’s.



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