Thursday, February 12, 2009
4:50 pm pst
In an effort to help the United
States Government in these troubling times, we all need to do what we can. What I can do is write mottos. And
what better way to help rebuild confidence in the government than with a new, snappy motto. Therefore, I'd like
to offer the following for consideration:
The US Government, where efficiency doesn’t matter.
The US Government: On
the cutting edge of competence.
US Government, where you can be as eccentric as you want to be.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
7:15 pm pst
Did you know that there is a Bob Barker Boulevard in Springfield, Missouri?
No kidding. It's just north of Chestnut Expressway on Benton. I want to live on Bob Barker Boulevard.
I want my friends to come visit me on Bob Barker Boulevard. I want to get letters addressed to me at Whatever, Bob Barker
Boulevard. Is this a great country, or what?