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The Holy Grail Press is dedicated to promoting work that standard publishers... you know, those with standards, might be reluctant to publish, which pretty much leaves poetry.  And let's face it:  No one publishes poetry.  So in the end, we’re left with a lot of free time.



Word of the Every So Often  

November 26, 2021

dissemble:  (verb)  to conceal one's true motives, feelings, or beliefs; to be less than truthful or forthcoming.  When working for a boss who is just a bit too nosey, it's often necessary to be somewhat dissembling when it comes to things like which church you attend on Sundays, Mondays, Wednesdays, and the occasional Thursday.


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Thursday, February 12, 2009

Government Mottos

In an effort to help the United States Government in these troubling times, we all need to do what we can.  What I can do is write mottos.  And what better way to help rebuild confidence in the government than with a new, snappy motto.  Therefore, I'd like to offer the following for consideration:

The US Government, where efficiency doesn’t matter.

The US Government:  On the cutting edge of competence.

The US Government, where you can be as eccentric as you want to be.

4:50 pm pst 

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

No Kiddin'

Did you know that there is a Bob Barker Boulevard in Springfield, Missouri?  No kidding.  It's just north of Chestnut Expressway on Benton.  I want to live on Bob Barker Boulevard.  I want my friends to come visit me on Bob Barker Boulevard.  I want to get letters addressed to me at Whatever, Bob Barker Boulevard.  Is this a great country, or what?

7:15 pm pst 

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